5 Reasons I'm sad Sarah Palin is no longer running for VP:

1. It's just so gosh darn unfortunate we don't get to see that cute little smile of hers up on the big fancy television screen no more.

2. No more Tina Fey SNL cameos.

3. She's back in Alaska, threatening the survival of the local moose population.

4. It'll be slightly harder to hate on the GOP without her.

5. I really wanted to see prego doped up Bristol Palin at the inauguration in January with her child husband.